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Voices I’d Love To Fuck

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Have you ever sat back, listened to a song and though to yourself “His voice is so sexy, I’d fuck him in a second”? I’m guessing you probably have. Some male vocalists have voices that sound like free sex to my ears. If their singing could be transformed into another medium it would definitely be [...]

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100 Euphemisms For Sex

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a squeeze and a squirt bake cookies bang batter dip the corn dog Taking the skin boat to tuna town belly to belly bone bonk boom-boom bouncing the pogo stick bump and grind bump fuzzies bump uglies bury the bone bury the one-eyed worm bush patrol butter the muffin check the oil churn butter clam [...]

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Vacation Sex

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August is the month of going away on vacation. For some it is lounging on a yacht off the island of St. Tropez. For us common folk, we are more likely found lounging around the swampy beach of our family friend’s cottage. Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love cottages. There is nothing more relaxing [...]

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Most Common Porno Plot-lines

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Pizza Delivery Boy A woman is sitting home alone watching television – a very horny, lonely woman. Suddenly there is a knock at the door. “Who could that possibly be?” she thinks to herself. As she makes her way over to the door, she opens it up. Standing in front of her is a young, [...]

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So You Forgot To Get Rid Of The Carpet

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Does a man really mind if he gets you home for a little free sex only to find that you have, how shall I say this, procrastinated on installing the hardwood flooring? If you forgot to trim the hedges? If you forgot to hibernate your beaver? Are you lost by my ridiculous metaphors that make [...]

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“Oral Is Moral”

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Recently in the news, a nineteen year old student at Brigham Young University in Utah named Brandon Davies was suspended from playing basketball for BYU because he violated the school’s code of conduct. Davies had pre-marital sex with his girlfriend. The school is operated by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and the school’s honor [...]

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Putting On A Show

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Are you starting to run out of creative bedroom ideas? Put on a free sex show for your partner. Your man will never want to look at porn again if you perform live in front of him. Touching yourself and really getting into the moment while he watches will drive him wild with pleasure. He [...]

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Water Sex; It’s That Time of Year

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Pools and hot tubs are opened due to the beautiful and warm weather we are finally getting. It’s summer, and you know what that means – a lot of worry free sex taking place wherever water is to be found. There are many things you must be aware of before you attempt to do the [...]

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5 New Sex Toys You Must Try

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Are you thinking of purchasing a new (or your first) sex toy? A lot of women who are thinking about purchasing their first sex toy are usually intimidated by the large phallic nature of big rubber dildos or vibrating Rabbits. Not every sex toy looks like something out of a porn movie, ladies. Even little [...]

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Friday’s Freaky Sex Facts Pt. II

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A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a blog post about freaky sex facts. I got a lot of good feedback from that post so I’ve decided to continue it. In keeping with tradition, here are a few more crazy free sex facts I’ve come across in the past week. A few of them blew [...]

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