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Little did you realize as a youngster just how far a certain little piggy would go to fulfill their needs. Yes, our precious little toes, as cute as they were as toddlers, grow up into quite the sexual provocateurs in some circles. Foot fetishes are extremely popular nowadays, with both sexes and both gays and straights. Even popular football coaches like to make videos of the prized feet in their life. Hell, even Elvis enjoyed a little nibble of the popular piggy. And sex dating sites are all over this craving. They are on top of it like the biggest breaking news story; they can’t get enough of it.

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There seem to be a lot of supermen with superhuman abilities to have Sex running around. These are the types who talk all day long about their prowess in the Sex related subjects, how they can just go about always free dating with no care. They found a woman and took her to bed and fucked her literally all night long without so much as water break for refreshments. Then they napped for fifteen minutes and continued on till lunch. This is hogwash and everyone knows it, but few will admit to it.

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The difference between soft core Porn and hard core Porn is not always obvious. In the soft core version of a movie you’re seeing most of the nudity but not specifically the details of the act itself. In soft core the act of penetration is not visible. In soft core you will see the couple having sex with all the moaning and groaning sound effects but it’s shot from angles so that the insertion of the man’s penis into the woman.

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There are many different types of genres in which people write in. Some write action and romance while others Porn and erotica. Many of these authors get together for readings and networking. It might not surprise some to know what happens at some of these networking parties for Porn. Many may take place by invitation at an authors home as a very sort of informal get together. When everyone arrives there is a general commiseration as one would expect, and then the readings begin. They typically read from a selection of writings that each has done or had published and then there may be some discussion about it.

There is definitely a professional atmosphere about it in so much as it applies to the sharing of techniques like plot devices and other related things. But there is also a very casual atmosphere as well. After the readings it might not surprise people to know that naturally after reading about sex people are getting worked up. At some of these parties that energy is put to good use and an orgy may commence. People may pair up and slip off to private rooms or they may just decide to do things there with others present. Some may have a free for all and others are more individually and privately oriented. Obviously not all writers of the genre do this but many do as they feel it is in some way a form of method acting. They feel that they may be able to acquire better skills at writing in the genre if they know exactly what they are talking about and feeling. There is some sense to this but it also defies certain conventions and many people would commonly be offended by the practice. The truth is that there also plenty who find it desirable and would love to be involved with something like this. Unfortunately these cliques can be difficult to get into.

Smuggling has had a very long and colorful history and there is no end to the inventiveness smugglers will use to get their goods to market. Whenever there are things people are not allowed to have, there will always be someone who will provide it, at a cost of course. They often use very creative means to get these things past the eye of authorities. One of the ways they do this is by offering up a small concession, while using it to hide a greater one. For instance Porn may be illegal in some places, but the keen smuggler, knowing the authorities suspect he is smuggling, will simply let them see what they want to see, a minor indiscretion, while hiding a greater one.

Underneath the Porn they may have guns. In this way the authorities see the sex videos and assume that is all, and take a payoff, a bribe, and make a little easy money. Then the smuggler is off the hook and brings in his real cargo, the guns, for the bigger payoff and his business remains unmolested. Most often smugglers will simply try to disguise their cargo as being something else completely innocent, for instance during the bleeding Kansas tragedies in America there were Beecher’s Bibles, which were guns smuggled into the territory in crates labeled bibles. It was something completely innocent that brought no suspicion at all. The tactics used often change quickly and fluidly depending on the ebb and flow of the authorities activities and the demand on the market. Interestingly enough as long as people have the money to pay, smugglers will smuggle just about anything and everything from cigarettes to adult toys. Anything anyone wants can practically be found if they know where to look and don’t mind cash transactions. So despite the best efforts by authorities there always has been, and probably always will be smuggling. Whenever there is money involved it is difficult at best to stamp out, so most simply resort to a form control and blind eye regulation.

Everyone’s favorite animal right activists, PETA, announced a new campaign this past weekend. Their brilliant new idea involves buying the domain PETA.xxx, using this site as a hub for porn, sex videos, and videos of animal cruelty all mixed into one. Now if you are thinking this idea sounds bizarre and fucked up, than you aren’t alone.

PETA spokeswoman Ashley Byrne stated, “We are preparing to launch our own peta.xxx site, but instead of just showing people our iconic ads, we then show them how animals suffer for entertainment.”

Is this supposed to be some sort of joke? Do they expect people to actually visit their site in hopes of viewing porn and with the intent to jerk off? I’m pretty sure videos and images of cows being decapitates and pigs being gutted will make anyone in their right mind lose their sexual drive in a heartbeat.

PETA spokeswoman Lindsay Rajt: “We live in a 24 hour news cycle world, and we learn the racy things we do are sometimes the most effective way that we can reach particular individuals.”

What if this new website breeds a whole new group of insane and perverse adult video lovers? We’ve all heard of Pavlov and his dogs. My worry is that splicing porn with cruelty videos with, after time, begin to turn people on. Ew, fuck! Can you imagine?

I’m guessing PETA’s end game with this is shock factor (that’s not a new one), and they assume that sex sells (which it does) but I believe they are going about the situation all wrong. I hope for the sake of everyone that this new domain, PETA.xxx, fails horribly.

Don’t you?

Aladdin

Hercules

John Smith

Prince Eric

Prince Phillip

Now, obviously these Disney Princes look a bit different than how they originally appeared. However, Aladdin used to be my number one crush, and check him out in his photo above; total sex god.

Yes, I am talking about Disney Princes on a website dedicated to all things sex and porn related, but honestly I don’t think I am out of line. We’ve all seen those “conspiracy” images of the covers of Disney movies, and screen caps of Disney movies where sexual images were displayed. For example, the castle in The Little Mermaid resembles a penis. That sounds like porn if I’ve ever heard it before. So before you all freak out about me writing this post, scroll up and take a second good look at those Princes. If they morphed into human beings, showed up at your door step and demanded to make an adult video with you, you totally would.

Don’t lie.

Have you ever sat back, listened to a song and though to yourself “His voice is so sexy, I’d fuck him in a second”? I’m guessing you probably have. Some male vocalists have voices that sound like free sex to my ears. If their singing could be transformed into another medium it would definitely be porn - porn for my ears. Can you tell I have an unhealthy obsession with music?

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Back to my blog post, I’m going to list off some of the most fuckable voices in music. Don’t worry, I love all genres of music and will feature at least one artist from each. It was hard to narrow down genres of music, seeing as there are SO many these days. Before you get a knot in your panties, I’m well aware that I’m leaving out many amazing voices. My list isn’t big enough for everyone. Alright, get ready to get super-wet. May I present to you the Seventeen Voices I’d Love To Fuck!

Rock: Trent Reznor

Lead singer from Nine Inch Nails, winner of an Academy Award and owner of the sexiest gritty industrial rock voice on the planet. One listen to Closer or Perfect Drug by NIN and you’ll know what I’m talking about.

Pop: Jack Johnson

He has such a soulful voice, every girl in North America loves him and every guy has Jack Johnson on his iTunes in case they want to get laid. Jack Johnson is sex music.

R&B: Marvin Gaye/D’Angelo/Everyone in BoysIIMen

Marvin Gaye is obvious; he has a song called sexual healing! D’Angelo’s song Untitled (How Does It Feel) makes my lady bits tingle; have you SEEN that music video? And finally, all of Boys II Men. I would sleep with anyone who seduced me with I’ll Make Love To You; does that sound slutty? Never mind, I don’t care, I’m standing by that statement.

Hip Hop: Usher

Usher has been killing it with his sensual ballads since the 90s. He first won me over with Nice and Slow. The beginning of that song is him breathing and talking sexy into the mic. These days he’s releasing songs like Trading Places. If you haven’t watched the video for that song, I suggest you head over to YouTube right now.

Country: Paul Brandt

Yes, country artists can have fuckable voices. Paul Brandt writes songs and sings them as if he is singing to you and no one else. He has a sexy little twang in his voice that will drive you wild.

Soul: Barry White

I shouldn’t have to explain why Barry White is on my list. His deep voice has been making panties drop for decades now and it will for decades to come. His voice is so smooth, sultry and delicious. If his voice was an item of food it would be chocolate covered strawberries dipped in whipped cream. Get the picture?

Rap: Eminem

Let me explain why Eminem is sexy. No its not because of his brief-but-hot sex scene with Brittany Murphy in 8Mile. No, it’s not because he’s a bad-boy and every girls loves a bad-boy. It is because when he raps, he can keep a fast tempo. That is sexy. Think of what else he can do with that tongue. He is extremely talented in his art. But yes, it doesn’t hurt that he is aesthetically pleasing to the eye.

Metal: Tommy Rogers from Between The Buried And Me/Ronnie Canizaro from Born Of Osiris

Both of these artists have amazing screaming voices. Tommy Rogers also has an amazing singing voice. Tommy Rogers is the Freddie Mercury of metal. Ronnie Canizaro has a fucking awesome scream. I never thought a scream would turn me on. But it does. Listen to Bow Down by Born Of Osiris and Alaska by Between The Buried And Me.

Punk: Billy Joe Armstrong circa Dookie

Let me preface this by saying I am NOT a fan of any Green Day album other than Dookie. That being said, Billy Joe’s voice is so fucking hot. He’s your typical immature punk-kid. I’m a sucker for punk bands and if I could I would have listed at least ten names here.

Sometimes we need that extra edge that our hands and a couple free porn videos can’t provide. However, maybe we are too broke or embarrassed to walk to a sex shop and purchase a sex toy. This is where xxx DIY comes in handy. Yes, it is possible to make your own homemade sex toy. However, make sure before you insert anything into your body or insert yourself into any contraption you may have assembled that it is safe enough to not damage or harm your body. That is the last thing you want, especially in your “special area”. Here are a few ideas if you can’t think past the usual suggestion of “The Banana”.

1. The Fifi

Materials needed: Towel, rubber glove, lubricant

1. Fold a towel into a rectangle, longways.
2. Get a rubber glove and place it with the open side out.
3. Fold the towel around the glove so that it creates a tight hole.
4. Stretch the open part of the glove over the end part of the towel nearest the glove, creating a tight hole of rubber.
5. Apply lubricant, lots and lots and lots of lubricant. Did I mention you should apply lubricant?

2. Couch Cushion For The Pushin’

Materials Needed: Ziploc bag, scissors, lubricant

1. Cut the seal strip off of your Ziploc bag
2. Squirt lubricant into the bag, make sure it covers the whole bag.
3. Bring the plastic bag over to your couch and put it under a cushion.
4. Get in the bag.
5. Push down on the couch for more pressure.

3. Sponge Bottle

Materials Needed: Empty(clean and dry) soda bottle, scissors, bubble wrap, two sponges (with no rough sides), masking tape.

1. Cut off the top of your soda bottle. Make sure you cut evenly, so that there are no jagged sides.
2. Take two sponges and place them side-by-side on a rectangular sheet of bubble wrap.
3. Fold the bubble wrap in, wrapping each of the sponges individually while still leaving some space in the middle. Making sure there is some bubble wrap slack that can stick out of the bottle later.
4. Squeeze the sponges into the soda bottle. Make sure that they are as symmetrically inserted as possible.
5. Tape the excess bubble wrap “slack” to the sides of the soda bottle, securing that both the opening of the soda bottle isn’t sharp and that the sponges will remain inside.
6. Have fun with your new toy!

4. A Flogger (For All You BDSM Lovers)

Materials Needed: tourniquets, a wooden (or plastic) cylindrical handle (you can take it off an old hammer, even), electrical tape, rope strips (or anything you want to flog), a power drill

1. Burn the edge of the rope strips, so that they don’t fray. It hardens the ends of the rope a little, so that it stings a little.
2. Get all your same-length rope strips together, then hold them around the wooden handle.
3. Tie some electrical tape around them. Tape them down really tightly and very securely. As tight as humanly possible to the wooden stick.
4. Tie it all the way down.
5. Use a powerdrill to drill a hole into the far end of the handle.
6. Tie a rope through it and you’ve got yourself a wrist handle, like you’re playing Wii

I don’t know about you, but there is something about mother nature and being in the wild outdoors that makes me, what’s the right word, oh yeah – extra horny!

Its the primetime of summer right now and more and more couples are going away on vacation. Well, heres an idea for a couple who likes to try new and adventurous things. Come to think of it, the great outdoors would be the perfect scene for the set on an adult video. You can’t tell me you don’t know that feeling; the feeling of the warm breeze against your body, being in the middle of nowhere, feeling free and wild. It’s like your animalistic instincts kick in, and we all know that what means – crazy animalistic sex!

Picture this. You and your partner are secluded in the forrest. You’ve set up a base camp on a nice big rock, the forrest is behind you and there is a small lake perfect for swimming in front of you. You pitch your massive tent and create a fire on the big rock. You can be as loud as you want and no one will complain. You can go skinny dipping, experiment with water sex, public sex on rocks, public sex in the woods, and public sex in you massive tent.

Also, on a more personal level, being out in the wilderness is the perfect place for you and your partner to bond on an intimate and personal level. No computers, no TV and no cellphones to kill the mood.