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Presidential Sex Appeal

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As a heterosexual male I am completely, 100% confident in typing the following sentence. President Barack Obama is a sexy man.

I know women who would rather get off to videos and photos of Barack Obama than free porn videos found online. Aside from his physical appearance, I believe a lot of his sexual charm stems from the power that he holds. I mean, he is the Commander in Chief! Any man with that title could get laid by anyone they want, married or not. It’s basically a free sex paradise.

It’s no secret that past American presidents have had their share of adulterous fun in the White House. Dwight D. Eisenhower had an affair with his personal secretary and military aid, JFK was rumored to have cheated on his wife with many women including porn industry worker Blaze Starr, a famous painter, a mafia wife and of course Marilyn Monroe herself. Lyndon B. Johnson had a long time affair with a woman named Alice Glass. Last but obviously not least, Bill Clinton had an affair with his then 21 year old intern, Monica Lewinsky, which he publicly denied and then later admitted on national television. Smooth move Bill. Hey, at least he was honest. Jefferson, Jackson, Van Buren, Garfield, Cleveland, Harding and Roosevelt are also rumoured to have cheated on their lovely first ladies. Think of all the secret affairs no one knows about. You know Washington and Lincoln had their fair share of closets full of skeletons.

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Make Your Own

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More and more couples are looking for Andy Warhol’s 5 minutes of fame. One way that they are getting this attention is by producing their own amateur sex videos. By taking a cue from celebrities likes of Paris Hilton and Tayna Harding the average exhibitionist couple is seeing that filming their personal bedroom fuck games up and putting it up on the internet is not just for porn stars. Actors and actresses have seen how they can resurrect interest in their waning careers by having a personal sex flick come to light. It is amazing how many burglars, housekeepers or unscrupulous lovers there are ready to search bedrooms and personal safes looking for these sex tapes.

It would be very funny if some suburban housewife and her blue collar husband decided to do a celebrity sex film parody. It would probably start off with a beaver shot of the wife getting out of the family minivan. Doesn’t every woman drive to pick up the kids in a mini dress, spiked heels and doesn’t she do it commando style – sans panties? The movie would probably go from there to the bedroom where the curtains will be drawn, the lights out and two lumps seem to giggle and meld. It will be hard to see if anyone is naked and what lump is a breast, tummy, butt or cock. After that it gets put up on the internet or if the couple is super ambitious it is packaged and sent to the local adult sex store on consignment. Of course once it is out there on the shelves or in cyberspace neighbors, family members even employers can see it. This could make life much more interesting for the couple who may not have considered stalkers, company image or even privacy an issue before this. Of course they may have gotten a bit of fame but at what cost. Sex movies should be a private affair and most certainly destroyed if he relationship disintegrates.

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