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Most Common Porno Plot-lines

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Pizza Delivery Boy

A woman is sitting home alone watching television – a very horny, lonely woman. Suddenly there is a knock at the door. “Who could that possibly be?” she thinks to herself. As she makes her way over to the door, she opens it up. Standing in front of her is a young, buff, half naked pizza deliver boy ready to deliver his package to her. Let the porn ensue.

Babysitter

The cute teen babysitter (who is of age, of course) has put the children to bed and waits up for the father to come home. As she’s dosing off on the couch she hears the front door open. It is the father, he has arrived, and he is ready to pay the babysitter – but not with money. Let the free sex ensue.

Teacher-Student

The hot sexy teacher asks the naughty student to stay late after class one night for “detention”. once all of the other students and staff have left, the teacher makes her move. She plays a semi-dominatrix role usually wearing a tight pencil skirt, hair in a pony tail and smacking a ruler against her open palm and the corner of her desk. She instructs the student on how to pleasure her. Such a typical adult video premise.

Sexy Librarian

Similar to “Teacher-Student”, only the roles are slightly reversed. The shy, timid, sexy librarian whose hair is tied up in a bun and is wearing thick black framed glasses seduces/gets seduced by an innocent man studying in the library. They find a quiet corner in the building and go at it. In this scenario, the librarian can play the submissive role.

Daughter Seduces Dad’s Friend

Naughty teen daughter thinks she can get anything she wants and decides to put this theory to the test. When she’s home alone, she tricks one of her Dad’s friend into coming over to the house. As soon as the Dad’s friend arrives and realizes no one is home but him and the daughter he feels obliged to leave. That is until the daughter begins to rub up against him and make her move. Come to think of it (no pun intended) this premise makes for some pretty hot sex videos.

XXX Slumber Party

A group of hot teens are sitting around a living room with movies playing and munchies sitting in bowls on a coffee table. Out of nowhere one of the girls yells “PILLOW FIGHT!” which ignites a massive fight between all girls. Pillows and food are flying everywhere. Laughter and giggling is heard – maybe the odd “Stop it, Sandy!” as well. Soon, the fighting turns into kissing, which turns into making out, which turns into a full on orgy.

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Threesomes: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

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Threesomes are extremely prominent in porn. Most free porn movies that stream on the web involve three or more people having sex with each other. Porn is all about fantasy, and acting out sex in ways that we don’t see every day. Threesomes are also the fetish that is most fantasized about amongst men. Women think about threesomes all of the time, but men have a weird obsession with them. Also, there are many different ways a threesome can unfold. Male, male female. Male, female, female. Male, male male. And, last but definitely not least, female, female female. Now, here are the good, the bad, and the ugly about threesomes.

THE GOOD
Men love watching their women have sex with other women. Men also love having two women go down on them at the same time. Double the pleasure, double the fun. Couples can make it a routine to find a third party to join them in the bedroom. Threesomes are a level of kink that are becoming more and more socially acceptable in society. Women love pretending that they aren’t a huge fan of the “three-way sex” idea, but they secretly love it; maybe as much or even more than you do. Ever thought about that?

THE BAD
In a MMF threesome, some men may experience jealousy from watching their woman have sex with another man. Ground rules always have to be laid out beforehand so that all three parties play fair and don’t cross any boundaries; especially when you are dealing with a couple. Also, when one or both members of the couple want out of the threesome, but it’s too late. Think Russell Brand, Jonah Hill and Elizabeth Moss in Get Him To The Greek. If you ever find yourself feeling uncomfortable with the situation at hand, end it. If you get a look from your woman where she’s trying to tell you she isn’t into the threesome anymore, end it. Never force yourself to go through with something that doesn’t feel right. The whole point of exploring a fetish is to feel pleasurable, not forced.

THE UGLY
Think of how “coated” you are after sex with one person. You are covered in each others sweat, bodily fluids, the room smells of sex (which is basically a mixture of ass sweat, salty bodily fluids and bad breath). Now times that by two. Think of the mess/cleanup after fucking two people at the same time. As much fun as the sex may be, who really wants to deal with that clean up?

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