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Everyone’s favorite animal right activists, PETA, announced a new campaign this past weekend. Their brilliant new idea involves buying the domain PETA.xxx, using this site as a hub for porn, sex videos, and videos of animal cruelty all mixed into one. Now if you are thinking this idea sounds bizarre and fucked up, than you aren’t alone.

PETA spokeswoman Ashley Byrne stated, “We are preparing to launch our own peta.xxx site, but instead of just showing people our iconic ads, we then show them how animals suffer for entertainment.”

Is this supposed to be some sort of joke? Do they expect people to actually visit their site in hopes of viewing porn and with the intent to jerk off? I’m pretty sure videos and images of cows being decapitates and pigs being gutted will make anyone in their right mind lose their sexual drive in a heartbeat.

PETA spokeswoman Lindsay Rajt: “We live in a 24 hour news cycle world, and we learn the racy things we do are sometimes the most effective way that we can reach particular individuals.”

What if this new website breeds a whole new group of insane and perverse adult video lovers? We’ve all heard of Pavlov and his dogs. My worry is that splicing porn with cruelty videos with, after time, begin to turn people on. Ew, fuck! Can you imagine?

I’m guessing PETA’s end game with this is shock factor (that’s not a new one), and they assume that sex sells (which it does) but I believe they are going about the situation all wrong. I hope for the sake of everyone that this new domain, PETA.xxx, fails horribly.

Don’t you?